[11:40] joshuamneff: the 2nd should be an LSW t-shirt

 

[11:41] heidigoseek: it's an awesome friday, which will be even better once I leave work

 

[11:42] corplibrarian: LSW: Large and in charge

 

[11:42] akearns: i liked earlier when someone said LSW - it's not just a meebo room! LOL!

 

[11:42] library_chic: more than just meebo

 

[11:42] joshuamneff: "The Library Society of the World: changing the library profession since 2016"

 

[11:42] stevelawson: My plan was to make a "spanning the globe" kind of logo

 

[11:42] akearns: yeah LSW - more than meebo is better

 

[11:42] stevelawson: like the old Universal Studios

 

[11:42] davepattern: @cindi -- tshirt should say "don't make me come over there" or "have you checked the catalog?"

 

[11:43] stevelawson: well, not that I have actually done it

 

[11:43] joshuamneff: "The Library Society of the World: loud and uncataloged"

 

[11:44] davepattern: "The Library Society of the World: we shelve books by their color"

 

[11:44] cindi: "shelving books so you don't have to"

 

[11:44] jenica26: "LSW: Drinking coffee at your computers"

 

[11:44] akearns: reading books in bathtubs

 

[11:45] stevelawson: "LSW: We never make you come to Anaheim"

 

[11:45] library_chic: LSW: We never make you go anywhere

 

[11:46] joshuamneff: "LSW: meetings are optional, conversations are inevitable"

 

[11:46] corplibrarian: LSW: You've joined. You just don't know it yet.

 

[11:46] cindi: LSW: you can check out any time you like...

 

[11:46] stevelawson: LSW: All your snark are belong to us

 

[11:47] joshuamneff: "LSW: your membership card is in the mail"

 

[11:47] akearns: lsw: you can haz vertuwal

 

[11:47] library_chic: LSW: Virtual Participation Only

 

[11:47] joshuamneff: "LSW! OMG! WTF!"

 

[11:47] library_chic: FSM!

 

[11:47] griffey: LSWWTFBBQ

 

[11:47] joshuamneff: "LSW FTW!"

 

[11:48] cavlec: actually, a proper shirt should have ALL these slogans on it

 

[11:48] cindi: I <3 LSWOMGWTF

 

[11:48] davepattern: LSW: More fun than colon classification

 

[11:48] grasshopper: oooh, I like that loud and uncatalogued

 

[11:48] cindi: what dewey want? LSW! when dewey want it? NOW!

 

[11:48] joshuamneff: "LSW: Snape Kills Dumbledore"

 

[11:48] grasshopper: something about snark, that would be good

 

[11:49] grasshopper: also, coffee

 

[11:49] griffey: I think we should just steal some:

 

[11:49] joshuamneff: "LSW: The Snarking of the Hunt"

 

[11:49] cindi: yes someone said LSW: all your snark are belong to us

 

[11:49] griffey: LSW: Fair and Balanced

 

 

 

 

[11:49] cindi: snark kills dumbledore

 

[11:49] griffey: LSW: We Report, You Decide.

[11:49] akearns: I am lsw and you can too

[11:49] grasshopper: LSW: uncontrolled minds

[11:49] griffey: LSW: We're Truthy!

 

[11:49] joshuamneff: "This LSW Could Be Your Life"

 

[11:50] stevelawson: Minutemen reference!

 

[11:50] davepattern: "LSW: Let your fingers do the talking"

 

[11:50] akearns: Where's the LWS?

 

[11:50] cavlec: lsw: we're in ur librariez 2.0ing ur patronz

 

[11:50] akearns: oops LSW

 

[11:50] joshuamneff: "LSW: The Babble of Libraries"

 

[11:50] akearns: no i meant wheres the lsw like wheres the beef - sorry not good one

 

[11:50] cindi: twitter has it too: LSW: Library 2.0, MFs!

 

[11:50] stevelawson: The LSW Will Not Be Televised

 

[11:51] stevelawson: LSW: More Lauras Than You Can Count

 

[11:51] grasshopper: LSW: feel the snarky love

 

[11:52] akearns: what happens in lsw stays in lsw

 

[11:52] stevelawson: LSW: Quietly Anarchic

 

[11:52] joshuamneff: "LSW: We're All Annoyed Librarians"

 

[11:52] grasshopper: LSW: love the snark

 

[11:52] grasshopper: we are all annoyed librarians

 

[11:52] cindi: LSW We are the Annoyed Librarians

 

[11:52] cindi: LSW: Library Snarkists of the World

 

[11:52] lauratacusprime: Steve-o: No, it should be "More Lauras Than You Can Shake A Stick At"

 

[11:53] akearns: stuff yer snark in a sack, mister

 

[11:53] grasshopper: LSW: we're lauracentric

 

[11:53] stevelawson: LSW: Put it On Your Resume

 

[11:53] cindi: CV

 

[11:53] julian: Who needs a CV?

 

[11:53] joshuamneff: "WTF is the LSW?"

 

[11:53] cindi: Ell Ess Dubya. WTF?

 

[11:54] akearns: Who is Elle S. Doubleyou and why should we care what she says!?

 

[11:54] julian: I see a clothing line in this. Seriously.

 

[11:54] joshuamneff: "LSW: No Alternative"

 

[11:54] cindi: I always hear "UNITE!" after I see LSW

 

[11:54] akearns: LSW the other white meat

 

[11:55] joshuamneff: "LSW: Oh Noes!"

 

[11:55] griffey: has anyone done: LSW: So you don't have to.

 

[11:55] stevelawson: LSW: Unite and take over!

 

[11:55] lauratacusprime: Haha!

 

[11:55] joshuamneff: "LSW: LOC and Load"

 

[11:55] library_chic: LSW: We ARE the alternative

 

[11:56] cavlec: Soylent LSW is ALA!

 

[11:56] joshuamneff: "LSW: Dewey Decimal Revolution"

 

[11:56] davepattern: LSW: We're the people Gorman warned you about

 

[11:56] cindi: djfiander sez: and snakes in my OPAC

 

[11:56] cindi: in the MF OPAC even

 

[11:56] akearns: LSW we don't need no stinkin' badges

 

[11:56] stevelawson: LSW: It's Fun Until You're Fired

 

[11:56] lauratacusprime: LSW: all your opac are belong to us

 

[11:57] lauratacusprime: LSW: someone set us up the blog!

 

[11:57] stevelawson: LSW: We Are Talking About You Behind Your Back

 

[11:57] akearns: LSW if you can't say it you can't do it

 

[11:57] cindi: LSW: dooced in the stacks

 

[11:58] joshuamneff: "LSW: It Don't Mean a Thing"

 

[11:58] cindi: it don't meebo a thing

 

[11:59] joshuamneff: "LSW: Now With More Fiber!"

 

[12:00] akearns: LSW goin green

 

[12:00] ellbeecee: I don't need your stinkin' fiber

 

[12:00] joshuamneff: "LSW: Now, More Than Ever"

 

[12:00] stevelawson: LSW: You Are Soaking In It

 

[12:00] ellbeecee: LSW: Cheese: 3 meals a day, 7 days a week

 

[12:01] grasshopper: mmmm, cheese

 

[12:01] library_chic: that goes on the back 

 

[12:01] joshuamneff: "LSW: It's What's For Midwinter"

 

[12:01] cindi: LSW: it does a profession good.

 

[12:01] stevelawson: LSW: We will ask nothing. We will demand nothing. We will take, occupy.

 

[12:02] ellbeecee: snarky: LSW: putting the Library back in ALA 

 

[12:02] stevelawson: (That from Paris, May 1968)

 

 [12:02] joshuamneff: "LSW: Back in the Stacks"

 

[12:02] cindi: LSW: putting hte Lie in Lieberry

 

[12:02] grasshopper: LSW: liberating your library

 

[12:02] cindi: LSW: it's teh stx

 

[12:03] stevelawson: teh sex?

 

[12:03] joshuamneff: "LSW: It's the Conversation, Stupid!"

 

[12:03] stevelawson: It's the Stupid Conversation!

 

[12:03] cindi: Got LSW?

 

[12:04] stevelawson: Lisez moins, vivez plus.

 

[12:04] library_chic: The First Rule of LSW is Don't Talk about LSW

 

[12:04] joshuamneff: "LSW: Fear of a Slack Planet"

 

[12:04] library_chic: What Happens ins LSW stays in LSW

 

[12:04] akearns: We don't need ur stinkin rulz

 

[12:04] cindi: LSW: saving libraries one book at a time

 

[12:04] akearns: one person at a time ;-0

 

[12:04] grasshopper: LSW: snark and love

 

[12:04] library_chic: one computer at a time 

 

[12:04] ellbeecee: Cindi: One Librarian at a time

 

[12:05] library_chic: LSW Saving Librarian Sanity

 

[12:05] joshuamneff: or how about..."ALA: It Takes a Nation of Millions to Do Sod All"

 

[12:05] grasshopper: snark + love

 

[12:05] cavlec: we snark because we love!

 

[12:05] akearns: survival of the snarkiest

 

[12:06] grasshopper: snark + <3

 

[12:06] grasshopper: LSW=snark +  <3

 

[12:06] akearns: the few. the proud. the snarky

 

[12:06] joshuamneff: "LSW: We've Got Your Back"

 

[12:06] grasshopper: LSW: we be library pirates. arrrrr!

 

[12:07] joshuamneff: "LSW: *hugs*"

 

[12:08] akearns: lsw: pimpin yo liberries

 

[12:08] cindi: yes! LSW: Pimp yo Read

 

[12:09] grasshopper: I like that saving library sanity one

 

[12:09] stevelawson: LSW: The Voice of America's Librarians

 

[12:09] akearns: voice of a generation?

 

[12:10] julian: The sun never sets on the LSW

 

[12:13] joshuamneff: "LSW: We Swear a Lot!"

 

[12:13] cindi: shouldn't that be WSL: We Swear a Lot?

 

[12:13] cindi: LSW: a Lot We Swear

 

[12:13] grasshopper: we also snark a lot

 

[12:13] joshuamneff: "LSW: Who Needs Palindromes?"

 

[12:14] ellbeecee: LSW: All the cool kids are doing it

 

[12:14] joshuamneff: "LSW: Where It's At"

 

[12:14] library_chic: LSW: Where's it at?

 

[12:14] joshuamneff: "LSW: Fuck Yeah!"

 

[12:14] library_chic: LSW: "dammit, Meebo, work!"

 

[12:14] cindi: LSW: FUCKIN' A!

 

[12:15] joshuamneff: LSW: FUCKIN' A! LA!

 

[12:16] loosecannonlibrarian: LSW: so many slogans, so little time

 

[12:16] loosecannonlibrarian: LSW: so many swearwords, so little time

 

[12:17] ellbeecee: LSW: yeah, we'll corrupt you baby.

 

[12:17] cindi: LSW: who's yer daddy?

 

[12:18] joshuamneff: "LSW: We Win the Internet!"

 

[12:18] cindi: LSW: where's the bun?

 

[12:18] cindi: LSW: we INVENTED the internet

 

[12:18] cindi: LSW: all ur intertubez r belong 2 us

 

[12:18] cindi: interwebz?

 

[12:18] cindi: LSW: IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES

 

[12:18] joshuamneff: lol

 

[12:19] grasshopper: LSW: leading your libraries astray

 

[12:20] joshuamneff: "LSW: ALA Rehab"

 

[12:20] joshuamneff: "LSW is a joke in your town"

 

[12:21] joshuamneff: "LSW: Everyone Gets a Pony"

 

[12:21] cindi: LSW: they tryin to make me go to rehab an' I say NO, NO, NO

 

[12:22] joshuamneff: "LSW: Size Doesn't Matter"

 

 

 

 

 :11] corplibrarian: LSW: Louder and funnier

[14:11] rochelle is THE jefe: LSW: It goes to 11

[14:11] Rikhei: Rochelle: LSW: Fuck 11, we go to 13

[14:12] rochelle is THE jefe: pleased to meetcha

[14:12] davepattern: LSW: You can't really dust for vomit

 

[14:12] Rikhei: What??

 

[14:12] rochelle is THE jefe: ROTFL

 

[14:14] davepattern: "LSW: Max occupancy 20"

 

[name deleted to protect the guilty] LSW: We want to be Roy Tennant's Sex Lieutenant

 

[14:18] julian: "LSW: We don't even need to know your last name."

 

[14:19] loosecannonlibrarian: LSW: we don't even need to know your real name!

 

[14:20] davepattern: "LSW: Mind the gap"

 

[14:21] Rikhei: LSW: where document is a dirty word 

 

[14:21] davepattern: "LSW: We've got Armadillos in our trousers"

 

[14:27] grasshopper: LSW: Made of Win

 

[14:29] Rikhei: LSW: corrupting library school students since 2007

 

[14:29] corplibrarian: LSW: You might feel a slight stinging sensation

 

[14:30] corplibrarian: LSW: Act casual, say nothing

 

 

 

 

[14:35] loosecannonlibrarian: LSW: the smokey back room of ALA

 

[14:36] stevelawson: LSW: Smells like victory

LSW: BI Curious

[14:37] katie: LSW: the librarians people fantasize about

[14:37] corplibrarian: LSW: Yes, it's true about the take off our glasses and shake our hair loose thing

 

 

[14:12] stevelawson: LSW: Pulling Microfilm for the Cub Scouts. If You Know What I Mean.

[14:13] library_chic: LSW: wink wink, nudge nudge

 

 

LSW: librarians with laser swords

LSW: Where no librarian has gone before

LSW: Ham Radio for the 2.0 Desk Set

LSW: A Pathological Desire to be Funny 

LSW: You're worth it

LSW: Up to 20% new material

LSW: Lolcats for the Family Circus generation

LSW: It's what interrupts your dinner

LSW: Man, I can't believe I actually just typed that

LSW: fueled by sugar, caffeine, and indignation (source)

LSW: It's magically delicious! (rh)

LSW: Stays crunchy in milk! (rh)

LSW: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands. (rh)

LSW: Builds strong bodies seven ways. (rh)

LSW: everyone’s tripping and it’s all free (source)

LSW: Putting the Jingle in your Bells

LSW: The Seamy Underbelly of Librarianship

LSW: More reliable than Twitter (thanks jokrausdu!)